Recorded live at the Irrational House of Pancakes.

Tusk (2014) is reviewed, people steal our ideas and Walmart won't make a mean cake.  Enjoy!

Chopping Mall (1986) is reviewed, Jack Bauer is available for catering and Bigfoot rigged the lottery.  Enjoy!

City of the Dead (1960) is reviewed, Skullard sings yet again and Luka calls a priest.  Enjoy!

Scanners (1981) is reviewed, Munchkins are munched and Luka gets sick from the very idea.  Enjoy!

We're putting extra treats in your goodie bag: The Pit and the Pendulum (1961) is reviewed, an Unexpected Encounter, a brand new Halloween song, plus school bus smooching.  Enjoy!

Miami Connection (1987) is reviewed.  In fact, we review the hell out of it.  Plus a new song and Skullard's memories are a sham.  Enjoy!

The Mesa of Lost Women is reviewed, plus kids these days and love (American Style).  Enjoy!

Zindy the Swamp Boy is reviewed, old people get confused and pacifist battle for supremacy.  Enjoy!

They (2002) is reviewed, the Landlord shows up and ruins everything, and Luka has a drink named after her.  Enjoy!

THEM! (1954) is reviewed, Godzilla is coming to kill us, Mr. Robot turns out to be Mr. Ripoff and Lucifer is condemned by your mother.  Enjoy!

It's Alive (1974) is reviewed, plus Luka's new invention of the perfect caller ID.  Enjoy!

Never Google your place of work.

Tales of woe and WHOA!

Urban Legend is reviewed, and we discuss Twizzlers, rainbows and how the future gets raisins.  Enjoy!

Spoilers!  We spoil everything but the milk, plus Godzilla, Hannibal and Hellboy.  Enjoy!

The Room is reviewed, Skullard ponders cheerleaders and Luka was never here.  Enjoy!

Cloverfield is reviewed, plus potlucks, school spirit, escapism, and there's nothing left to sell.  Or is there?  Enjoy!

Life is reviewed.

When a Stranger Calls is reviewed, men go shopping and do laundry and Skullard scares his wife.  Enjoy!

Jeepers Creepers is reviewed, we're being watched and there's a nice song for a change.  Enjoy!

The Bride and the Beast is reviewed, the neighbors get worse, food gets worse, and TV keeps getting better.  Enjoy!

Valentine is reviewed, drama in the parking lot and Brazilian prison breaks.  Enjoy!

Troll 2 is reviewed, Skullard has a tussle at the gas station and Luka is filled with contempt.  Enjoy!

House of Wax (1953) is reviewed, Luka gives us the future of American Horror Story and Skullard is such a guy.  Enjoy!

Fangs of the Living Dead (1969) is reviewed, Skullard has a guitar addiction and Luka refuses to settle.  Enjoy!

Galaxy Invaders (1985) is reviewed, Luka is almost blown away, Skullard dreams of Jeannie and don't you dare blink.  Enjoy!

Escape From Tomorrow (2013) is reviewed, Luka inspires a truly awful song and men urinate with abandon.  Enjoy!

It's the holiday episode you've been expecting and feel completely entitled to.  Enjoy!

The Killer Shrews (1959) is reviewed, a life long dream is realized and Luka doesn't mind getting peed on.  Enjoy!

Anaconda (1997) is reviewed, Skullard's parents come to visit and we're all screwed.  Enjoy!

Attack of the Puppet People (1958) is reviewed, a turtle tries to eat Luka's hair and a raven is lost in translation.  Enjoy!

The Revenge of Dr. X (1970) is reviewed, birds are dying everywhere and the FBI wants a bribe.  Enjoy!

Congo (1995) is reviewed, Luka discusses her gang-banger past and Skullard denies everything.  Enjoy!

Shocker (1989) is reviewed, the heat's off again and Luka won't give a nickle to charity.  Enjoy!

Luka and Skullard return to the belly of the beast only to find themselves abandoned.  Enjoy!

Castle Freak (1995) is reviewed, Hello Kitty is a girl, the Doctor is old and Skullard commits an attrocity against all that is decent and right.  Enjoy!

Head Of The Family (1996) is reviewed, and we'd tell you more but the end is coming so why bother?  Enjoy!

Just how bad was 1998's Godzilla?  How did Skullard break his tooth?  What kind of people are numbers?  Enjoy!

According to Supreme Court logic, there will be ice cream in Hell.  Let us explain.

Psycho II (1983) is reviewed, we trip into the Twilight Zone and the salesman is at a loss for words.  Enjoy!

The Toxic Avenger (1984) is reviewed, The Leftovers gets slammed and a few moments of drama.  Enjoy!

In this episode we use our freedom to sing songs of regret and ponder animated madness.  Enjoy!

Mr. Sardonicus (1961) is reviewed, existential t-shirt crisis and gimme-gimme-gimme.  Enjoy!

The Devil's Hand (1961) is reviewed, plus hatred, guilt and resignation.  Enjoy!

The Mothman Prophesies (2002) is reviewed, fake cops vs. real cops and Facebook is where charity goes to die.  Enjoy!

The Brood (1979) is reviewed, Hannibal escapes and bunnies get mad.  Enjoy!

Cabin In The Woods (2012) is reviewed, we visit a crime scene and go see a god.  Enjoy!

Crater Lake Monster (1976) is reviewed, Skullard gets back to work and we spoil everything.  Enjoy!

We're on vacation.  What did you expect?

Bloodsucking Freaks (1976) is reviewed, and we take a vacation into fantasy land.  Enjoy!

Night of the Lepus (1972) is reviewed, our nemesis returns, a song of role-playing lust and Frankenstove's Identical Twin.  Enjoy!

Deadly Friend (1986) is reviewed, predictions are made, cops arive and the world ends again.  Enjoy!

The Tingler (1959) is reviewed, we nerd out over 1968's Batman AGAIN, and somebody's getting a new bowl.  Enjoy!

Basket Case (1986) is reviewed, and what determines a woman's worth?  Enjoy!

Leprechaun (1992) is reviewed, we question the need for magical children and Luka wants to know what it takes to become a goddess.  Enjoy!

Graveyard Shift (1990) is reviewed as well as lies we were told as children.  Plus omens.  Enjoy!

The Bermuda Triangle (1978) is reviewed, the internet predicts our doom again and Skullard is left out in the cold.  Again.  Enjoy!

Tourist Trap (1978) is reviewed, Skullard shovels something other than B.S. and he gets the day off.  Horray!  Enjoy!

My Bloody Valentine (1981) is reviewed, Luka ponders syrups other than maple and Skullard shares his true feelings.  Enjoy!

Creature (2011) is reviewed, we actually argue about sports (!?!) and Grandma found your Facebook page.  Enjoy!

The People Under The Stairs (1991) is reviewed, the pizza place across the street is roundly hated and what's that barking sound?  Enjoy!

Magic (1978) is reviewed, the landlord is rude and a Walmart feud.  Enjoy!

It's Luka vs. the Landlord again.  Enjoy.

The Killer Eye (1999) is reviewed, omens are interpreted and there's cake.  Hold the ice cream.  Enjoy!

Monkey Shines (1988) is reviewed on Christmas Day in the Morning.  Enjoy!

Skullard legitimately joins Luka in person.  It's a Christmas Miracle perhaps.  Enjoy!

Behold the fury of the pre-holiday clip show!  Enjoy!

"The Wicker Man" (2006) is reviewed, Arrow bridges the culture gap and everyone waves at Luka.  Enjoy!

The Killer Condom (1996) is reviewed, and Skullard is caught not shoplifting while Chrismas Shopping.  Enjoy!

Night of the Living Dead 3D: Re-Animator (2012) is reviewed, the Axeman cometh and Santa sleeps over.  Enjoy!

What do YOU want for Christmas?  Children!?!  Enjoy!

Memorials!  Old jokes!  Common sense!  Home dentistry!  Enjoy!

If you do not share this episode with ten friends in the next five minutes, all of your seasonal clothing will fall into the Vortex.  Enjoy!

We made it to one hundred episodes!  Why?

Witches, Super Villains, Serial Killers and Mothers.  Too bad all of these monsters can't be fictional.  Enjoy!

Breaking Sad?  We talk about new TV to fill the void.  Plus heroes with swords and pepper sauce.  Enjoy!

What is the most sexually ambiguous sport?  Can Persians be eaten?  How do you pronounce "Couatl"?  What Could Go Wrong?  Enjoy!

Take a trip, fall and tumble down memory lane.  Enjoy!

Staycation chronicals - Daily reports of time well wasted.  Enjoy!  Weenie-booger!

Horny goats, gas station cougars and the Ug Couple.  Plus, why Skullard won't go to church.  Enjoy!

Sharknado is reviewed, Skullard panders for pepper sauce, and a new Time To Learn!  Enjoy!

Mainline some of these shots from the past to keep your addiction alive.  Enjoy!

Please form an orderly line for a full refund.  Enjoy!

Food-on-car violence, beauty queens with explosives and a new sponsor (?).  Enjoy!

The only thing that stands between us and domination by the ants is the gun.  And all we brought was a baseball bat.  Enjoy!

Hiding cats, sharing with slugs, driving with pythons, taking horses for big macs and letting lizards sing.  What Could Go Wrong?  Enjoy!

Apple gets sued because of poor typing skills, plus the dangers of Family Game Night.  Enjoy!

A podcast episode twelve years in the making.  Plus, exploding chutney.  Enjoy!

In this week's Weapon of Mass Distraction we discuss the dangers of sighing, second string television and why Canadians set off fireworks too early.  Enjoy!

Thunderbolts and lightning may be very, very frightening, but not as bad as running into your ex.  Enjoy!

For Father's Day we do nothing special, just like the rest of you thankless children.  Enjoy!

New (kinda) music from Skullard and chaotic musings about lonely pasta.  Enjoy!

Injuries, television, and the terror of pop-up toasters.  Enjoy!

The prodigal podcast returns with updates to your calendar.  Enjoy!

If you get away with murder, you may not want to confess it on the internet just to get a laugh.

Enter . . the LANDLORD!?!  Everything will be all better now, right?  Enjoy!

Luka tells the story of her week in watery hell as we recount the tribulation of the ceiling leak.  Enjoy!  Somebody should.

Breakdowns, drama queens, and trouble-making cats.  Enjoy!

Luka multitasks while Skullard makes his reflex save.  Enjoy!